BLABLABLACKSHEEP =D

I WISH YOU A MERRY XMAS,

I WISH YOU A MERRY XMAS,

I WISH YOU A MERRY XMAS

AND A HAPPY NEW YEARRRRR =D

Merry Xmas APUNEHNEH SIFU & SAMPATMUN! And all blog readers =D

Proud to be your Sifu.

Congratulations, Niy Oos!
Hard work paid off, yea? I was in the midst of Kursus Amali this morning when you texted me! Haha. Great timing! (: You know what? When I took out my phone and saw your name on it, I was like: Oh no, moments of truth! Glad to see those two words, straight A's. Haha! Good job!

However, I don't think you should thank me for what I had done because I have not done anything. Well, unless you consider study lorrrr as something I had done. Haha! It's all your hard work, Toudai. You deserve that success! The kiasuness in you etc..Luckily you didn't get my AKSIDS! Haha! Have fun in Turkey!

Oh, CONGRATS IBA, PROFESSOR, PEI HUI AND OTHERS WHO ACHIEVED GREAT RESULTS! (: Enjoy your year end! Form 4 is not a honeymoon year. It's the foundation for everything! So, take it seriously and pay attention in class, especially Biology *abiiii* :P.

On a side note, Christmas is just tomorrow! Not that I celebrate, but 1Malaysia concept mah! :D MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! HO sheng yang, HO sheng yang, HO sheng yang! :D

and YOU, happy Gopeng-ing! (:



last weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek of 2009! ):

I love this!

You know what? I'm 1111! Also, I'm llltasa! :D

*laughs*

I dedicate this post to my noob friend, you know who you are! :P

I iz notz freakz!

Sudah potong?

DISCLAIMER: ANY NAMES MENTIONED BELOW IS JUST PURE COINCIDENCE! Thus, don't sue me! :P

You know ah? Ten days ago, I cut it. When I tell my girl girl ah, she said, baby ah, yours is so fast now! Then, I tell my friends I cut already, you all got or not? Of course got, like that only can go faster mah. Then I tell my Pa, your son cut already. Zai, don't tell Mummy ah, I also cut already. We all cut already, you got cut or not?

Sounds familiar? Yes, you're right, that's the advertisement from P1 Wimax. When I first heard this advertisement over the radio, I was like: Huh?! This is so so gay! Well, although it really did catch attention, it's rude and stupid. It pollutes the public's mind! Gahh, what's the Ministry doing? Don't tell me that you want us to potong yours first, then only you'll take take action!

You want evidence that we dislike it? Alright, here's a snippet of an article I read on the internet just now:

Selangor Chinese Assembly Hall Wanita chief Alice Lee urged the company to retract the advertisement because it made women feel uncomfortable.

“It was done in very bad taste and is filled with sexual innuendo,” she said.

I totally agree with what Alice said. For those who don't know what potong means, it is a Malay word for cut. However, in this context, it has a symbolic meaning for circumcision. And you know what? Seong Hock told me that other companies are using the word, potong in their advertisement too! So what now, a potong fever? Woohoo, kudos people, you manage to pollute everyone's mind! Great job, great job. *claps*

Hello people! Wake up from your dream and stop potong-ing! Okay, let's imagine this, I have a factory manufacturing forks. Oh yea, forks! I'm desperately in need of cash, and thus, my marketing director suggested this brilliant idea to me. Here's the cover page of the pamphlet, enjoy!


Here's the radio advertisement for it:


You know ah? Few days ago, Tigger fork 10 birds. When he told his girl girl ah, she said: YOU WANT TO DIE AH? Then, she chased him all the way out with a spoon. Sensing danger, Tigger quickly ran away from his girl girl. Unfortunately, Tigger crashed into a tree. His girl girl then asked him: Why fork birds? THE END. Fork the chicken, fork the mutton. BBBS fork, better than any other forks.


Nice advertisement, huh? Really hope I can earn some money from this! Buy, buy, buy! :D

If everyone approves this thing, well, I doubt Vision 2020 can be achieved, especially the seventh challenge: Establishing a fully caring society. Haha!

Oh by the way, I'm sorry if I have offended Leong Chee Wai because of this post. I understand that you are an ambassador for P1 Wimax, but this is just my personal thought. Hope you understand.

Leong Chee Wai
*points to his hand, I hope that's a pair of scissors!*

Urm, Wai Mun, are you satisfied now? :D

BLACK!

ok so....that peanut butter told me to do so.

IT doesn't want to be eaten by WaiMun. =O

WaiMun, kill him!!!!

Oh man, long time since i've chatted with her on Msn.

Sorry about these short sentences. I'm feeling pretty lazy and random now.

Why white christmas?

Black one ain't that bad after all =)

ok but i don't want to be the black one. I support white! =D
Black seems emo-ish. Agree?

A white christmas.

how nice is it , to have a white christmas. :D

super random post. but yeah. (:

OH MAN, I KNOW HOW TO PREPARE SANDWICH! (let alwin ss for once la)

uh oh, i'm like the most blur cased blogger author. check this out!

alwin says (2:18 PM):
it's so nice to sweat again
thank you!
oooii, two blogs are dead.
Soo Yin says (2:18 PM):
hm...
i shall update it later
is mine dead-er? ( i didn't even realised that peanutblog is already updated!)
i shall rescue the dead-er one first
alwin says (2:19 PM):
lalala
i dont know
both are equally dead (ya right, alwin)
alwin says (2:20 PM):
but i can predict what's your next post
Soo Yin says (2:20 PM):
no u cant
alwin says (2:20 PM):
title: OH MAN, I KNOW HOW TO PREPARE SANDWICH!
Soo Yin says (2:20 PM):
i'll prove u wrong

sorry, u're bad at predicting
EH WAIT
OMG
ALWIN
Soo Yin says (2:21 PM):
U ARE NOT TAKING CHINESE!!!!!!!
SO WAD NOW?
U'RE DONE WITH SPM????????/

You have just sent a nudge.

Soo Yin says (2:21 PM):
OOIIIIIII!!!
alwin says (2:21 PM):
oshpashfd
Soo Yin says (2:21 PM):
???????
alwin says (2:21 PM):
bloody hell
you mean you didn't know?
-.-
-.-
Soo Yin says (2:22 PM):
I KEEP FORGETTING THAT U'RE NOT TAKING CHINESE!!
oh im perfectly fine with that face
alwin says (2:22 PM):
if im taking that, do you think i will be here?
Soo Yin says (2:22 PM):

MY BAD! =X

-.- Boo You, Tham!

Ahhhh, Wai Mun spoilt my fun! Boo you!

Here's the story:

Before entering imcoolpeanutbutter.blogspot.com,

Okay, I think I will blog about something that will make one of the authors feel guilty for not updating and for not fulfilling her promise, ie 70% 30%, entertain me with updates while I'm sitting for my SPM, yadaa yadaa. (I guess you know who you are!)

I have planned every single thing nicely, like how to write this post with full of sarcasm and how to make her feel guilty like abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. Muahahaha!

Mana tau...

Then, I entered the url for this blog.

O.O !!!!!!!! What?! Crazy updated this blog yesterday? Thus, *poof* all my ideas went down the drain. Sigh, Crazy, why must you update this blog at the wrong time. Oh wells. ):

Anyway, keep up with the good work! (: Just in case you're tham, I mean CONTINUE UPDATING! :P But I'm pretty sure you won't. Gagaga.

On a side note, FREEDOM! Woohoo! SPM is officially over! :D Wai Mun was right, I'm not sure whether to be happy or to be sad. It's the end of my high school life. )':

Time flies like arrow, fruit flies like banana. An update on my high school life is coming soon. Oh, and graduation as well, since I promised Wai Mun to do one on it! :)

Oh no, it seriously feels weird not studying! Three weeks of holidays and then it's back to mug, mug, mug! ):

THE LAST DAY.

THIS IS IT.

THE LAST DAY.
the last day ur going to school.
the last day you'll be wearing ur uniform.
the last day ur taking ur SPM papers.
THE FREAKING LAST DAYY :O

okay i dont know whether u should be happy or sad.

but good luck tmr.

go kick some chemistry butts :)